1) definitely kathy. after the blackface shyt with ted danza, i keep whoopi atleast 10 feet from me.
2)tupac of course. im from oakland. and how can you deny mackavelli?
3)red hot chilli peppers - of course
4)this a tie. but if i had to choose, i guess jewell. as i know more of her stuff...
5)alicia keys, duh. joss is cute. have both her albums - but there are no remakes remaking alicia's careeer.
6)jennifer aniston - though jolie is hotter, i have to nurture the broken hearted!
7)the rock DUH. dwayne had me at "do u smell what the rock is cooking!"
8)chris rock - the political genius of this man is incredible.
9)jayne cortez - nikki is dope. but jayne happens to remind me of the poets that may not be huge on the scene but obviously influenced those that are.
10)miles davis - though i hate womenbeaters, his music is incredible. wish he would've only played instruments with those hands.
11)sylvia plata - im so open off of this woman. i wish i couldve whooped ted hughes' ass for her pain.
12)immortal technique - personal friend. im so biased. besides - what other artist do you know that told DeF Jam to eat a dik over creative rights? niice1
3) norah jones - she's like a really comfortable sweater. fits perfectly always feels nice
14) nina simone - this one was the hardest. but nina stopped me from killing a muthasuka. and my daughter bears her name because of it
15) Jason Statham - hello! have you seen his abs? even when he isnt showing off the pecks, he has me laughing so hard in snatch, that i forgot that i didnt undetstand a word that brad pitt was saying "proper fuk?"
16) jessica simpson - i like the dumb blonde routine. i dunno whats wrong with me.
17) nationals 2005 (abq, definitely. i was homeless 2003 and finding out how fukd up the politics of slam poetry can really be (i.e., we dont like you - so fuk you and lets act like we dont know you. and good luck on feending for yourself out there with the serial rapist! now let me go write another single mother poem. i want 30's tonite i said. 30s!
18) poetry book - im a sucker for books. there are very few people that can create a beautifully produced cd.
19) the streetz - love saul. but the streets is my infatuation! "today i have achieved absolutely NIL"... the accent, the story lines - brilliant
20) corona with lime - though martini's can knock me on my ass. i love the comfort of a corona. and so many tricks with the bottle!
21) adolf hitler - though they were both fukd up - he was definitely honest ab. i guess i still have a problem with that day off courtesy of the other killer. besides, adolf and i share the same birthday. talk about creepy.
22) harpoon - i just like how the word rolls of my tongue
23) michael moore - i would so have his kids. the reporting, the sarcism, the realism. he is what americans need to hear when they think suburbia is just like any other place in the world. yea, right bitches
24) bill oreily - gotta love to hate a man who can throw stones while living in a glass mansion. ludacris is bad - nothing to say about the osbournes, and now - let's get some extra sexual harrassment ass on the side. its good for politics
25) jamaica - thats where my grandmother is from. i have never been. want to feel the sand beneath my feet and know it was a part of me before i ever touched it.
26) american's next top model- this show is the bomb! where else can you see really pretty girls go fukn bizarko thinking they arent as pretty as they really are? my fukn grammar school story! feel my pain tricks!
27) michelle rodriguez - i like ass kicking. sides. eva is dope - but she had the worst characters starting out. all about the benjamins? nuff said
28) hot wings - any time any place. im down to do a hot wings eat of rachel mckibbins. what the fuk? what? reservoir is right aroudn the corner muthasucka! yea, its nothing but space and opportunity! lmao
29) eiffel tower - probably cause i've never been.
30) spit - definitely spitting.
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NOOOOO not Jessica Simpson - She's tooo stupid to be that blond - I used to think she did/said that stuff on purpose but she can't be that smart - so I'm just at a quandry with her....
And the girls on Next top model just aren't cute so I cna't watch it.
1)um, neither? 2) um, ditto? 3)red hot 4) jewel 5) you know how i feel about white "soul" singers 6)angelina (are her lips real?) 7)this one is hard. which man of ambiguous ethnic origin do i prefer? i love diesel's voice, but the rock is cuter? 8)chris rock, tucker is a little to step n fetchit for me...he reminds me of watermelon. 9) nikki 10) are you talking about the miles davis who beat cicely tyson? 11) rita! 12) immortal technique! 13) norah jones, even though she's boring, i like her (just drank my haterade)!) 14)NINA SIMONE!!! 15)clive owen! 16) jessica simpson is fly! 17) 2006, which is when i will be THE INDIVIDUAL POETRY SLAM CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE!! FUCK A TIME PENALTY!!!! (yes, i'm still bitter) 18) BOTH 19) SAUL 20) fresh pressed carrot juice with ginger 21) oooo...this is a tough one...but i think chris has a leg up in terms of MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! when was the last time you saw a native american at the grocery sto'? 22) gun? 23) michael moore 24)bill 25) puerto rico 26) top model!! 27) pass 28) hot wings 29)eiffel tower 30) him or me?
queue: too stupid to be that blonde? lmao yikes!
christa: i know how you feel about joss. that's probably why i put that one up there! lol and fresh carrot juice with ginger? gross
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