the trollup (is that how you spell it) is checkin' for your date, your significant other, ya know -- that ONE. they sidle up in front of you, ignore you, smile brightly into the eyes of your lover and push past you to hug tightly the frame that makes you shake, willingly.
a) wait for them to peel their bodies apart before your loved one, introduces you.
b) grab said desperate one by the hair, extremity, throat and toss them to the furthest corner.
c) look amused. wait for loved one to introduce. when it doesn't come. walk away steaming. they wont be getting any of that wonderful tongue tonite.
d) introduce yourself and grab your loved ones titty or groin and let the pissed territory ritual speak for itself