sickley...

so we did it. we had a damn eating contest. all you can eat crab, shrimp and steamed vegetables. i don't know what the hell i was thinking! j's got a hollow leg - i swear. i was about to keel over from iodine poison! butter was everywhere -- he kept trying to make me laugh and i was trying to keep it all under control! there is nothing sexy about a woman vomitting until her lungs hurt. so i ignored his antics -- smiled at him like a classic sore loser and begged for some pepto bismal.

live from brooklyn,

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